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because you sense danger but your owner tells you to shut the fuck up
because you sense danger but your owner tells you to shut the fuck up
Me trying to make eye contact with the waiter so that he takes my order because I'm too shy to call him.
Me trying to make eye contact with the waiter so that he takes my order because I'm too shy to call him.
O Panzer of the lake.
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O Panzer of the lake. whyjisekall is so popular ts because the reall world su
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Me looking for all the women momma told me I'd have to fight off when I'm older because I'm so handsome
Me looking for all the women momma told me I'd have to fight off when I'm older because I'm so handsome
Hades : *Is the God of The
Underworld
Also Hades : *The only one out of the three main gods that's loyal to his wife
fa
just because you are 'Badlguyy...
(Doesnjt mean you are 'bad' guy.
Hades : *Is the God of The Underworld Also Hades : *The only one out of the three main gods that's loyal to his wife fa just because you are 'Badlguyy... (Doesnjt mean you are 'bad' guy.
When you realize that it can't come home because all roads lead to Rome:
When you realize that it can't come home because all roads lead to Rome:
"Why is my sister's name Paris?"
"Because we conceived her in
Paris"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem, Quarantine"
"Why is my sister's name Paris?" "Because we conceived her in Paris" "Thanks Dad" "No problem, Quarantine"
Wife: he made 2 fat jokes yesterday
Husband: that's a lie
Therapist: then why would she remember you making them?
Husband: because elephants never forget
Therapist: mao savage
Wife: he made 2 fat jokes yesterday Husband: that's a lie Therapist: then why would she remember you making them? Husband: because elephants never forget Therapist: mao savage
@thugfuls
Me getting ready to go out with friends because i promised them i'd go but i really don't feel like it
@thugfuls Me getting ready to go out with friends because i promised them i'd go but i really don't feel like it