Sitting in front of the computer for 6 hours a day increase your risk of death by 40%.
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Me realizing I had
40 percent chance of being immortal
We know you have problems
Germany but we signed a pact, you have to send us troops equipment and manpower, no matter how hard it'll make the war for you, we are dying, help
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weeniecat my maded lap... a "paw pile" with mah pink beans on my papa's lap...
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I'm dying
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Bro getting head on national
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If you had 30 minutes to hide from a nuclear blast where would you go?
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As close to the nuke blast radius as possible.
Better to be nothing but a shadow on the ground in one instant than to survive a few weeks dying of radiation poisoning.
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Plus you get to pick what kind of shadow you leave behind. Funny? Thoughtful? Physically impossible and good fodder for conspiracy theorists? You've got 30 minutes to plan
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Steal a giant salami from Stop and Shop and go down as the legend with the 27 inch long,
4 inch thick cock who jerked it to a nuclear fireball.