#kill memes

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Loki is mood
You,had one job:
[Last time' Saw you you were trying
to kill everybody, where are you this days?]
_ltvaries from. mor
to moment...
IAT'S HOW IT FE
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Loki is mood You,had one job: [Last time' Saw you you were trying to kill everybody, where are you this days?] _ltvaries from. mor to moment... IAT'S HOW IT FE
When you kill your whole clan but your brother thinks he can beat you with 1 jutsu and an imperfect sharingan
When you kill your whole clan but your brother thinks he can beat you with 1 jutsu and an imperfect sharingan
There is one person who is more likely to kill you compared to everyone else. Yourself.
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Not if I kill him first.
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There is one person who is more likely to kill you compared to everyone else. Yourself. [deleted] Not if I kill him first.
Literally any game: has a tutorial
Doom: here's a shotgun kill everything that moves
Heavy made with Metal mematie Gets Stronger]
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Literally any game: has a tutorial Doom: here's a shotgun kill everything that moves Heavy made with Metal mematie Gets Stronger]
create
I'm born time @y go
machine into father past born kill.
grand- father alive father not can't born go into don't past create I'm
time not
machine born
create I'm born time @y go machine into father past born kill. grand- father alive father not can't born go into don't past create I'm time not machine born
The game's lore in reality: We have to kill the bad guy. The game's lore according to MatPat:
kill someone and run away
kill someone then kill yourself
Man kills
himself and
runs
away!
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kill someone and run away kill someone then kill yourself Man kills himself and runs away!
Write this in English
Two One
If you don't get this question right, I will kidnap and kill your family and friends.
Skip USE KEYBOARD
leo_oleo_o
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Write this in English Two One If you don't get this question right, I will kidnap and kill your family and friends. Skip USE KEYBOARD
MIT Technology Review
Who should a self-driving car kill?
TECHNOLOGYREV!
Should a self-driving car kill the baby or the grandma?
Depends on where you're from
Ow 479 Comments 333 Shares
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if you drift you should be able to take out oth of them.
Like Reply
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MIT Technology Review Who should a self-driving car kill? TECHNOLOGYREV! Should a self-driving car kill the baby or the grandma? Depends on where you're from Ow 479 Comments 333 Shares Like comment share if you drift you should be able to take out oth of them. Like Reply
The video game villain explaining how much he hates me and how he's gonna kill me
or /
Me who skipped all the cut scenes and doesn't know what's going on
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The video game villain explaining how much he hates me and how he's gonna kill me or / Me who skipped all the cut scenes and doesn't know what's going on
HELL@
YES. THIS IS poc,
DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE
BUT WILL FIND YOU AND WILL KILL YOU
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HELL@ YES. THIS IS poc, DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WILL FIND YOU AND WILL KILL YOU
y did u kill George Floyd
Japanese researchers have been able to create artificial meat from human poop.
Astronaut
kill vou.
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Japanese researchers have been able to create artificial meat from human poop. Astronaut kill vou.
create
I'm born time
go machine into father past born kill.
grand- father ather alive
I alive avermnin father not not can't born go into don't past create im
time not machine born
create I'm born time go machine into father past born kill. grand- father ather alive I alive avermnin father not not can't born go into don't past create im time not machine born
Yes, he's tried to kill me too. On many, Many occasions.
One time when we were children, transformed himself into a snake
He xnows love snakes. So waen picke it up tu adinire it, transiorms back and says "ineh it's me"
And then he stabbed me
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Yes, he's tried to kill me too. On many, Many occasions. One time when we were children, transformed himself into a snake He xnows love snakes. So waen picke it up tu adinire it, transiorms back and says "ineh it's me" And then he stabbed me
"Aye bro that's funny but when I was little I fell down the Cincinnati zoo and they had to kill this gorilla"
GAMES
WENN MANN SEIN.
ERSTEN NAHKAMPF KILL AUSGEFÜHRT HAT
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GAMES WENN MANN SEIN. ERSTEN NAHKAMPF KILL AUSGEFÜHRT HAT
Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and everytime you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far
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Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and fat you can eat it.
God:
Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and everytime you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far Comments Give Award Share Single comment thread. View all comments > Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and fat you can eat it. God:
Sheeran Brad
Bred Sheeran
funny
999
kill him self
get infilibel
resistance.
Monster EX rule
99 When Monster EX has been Keoched Out.
'your opponent tabes 2 Prizw cards.
Your Name
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Sheeran Brad Bred Sheeran funny 999 kill him self get infilibel resistance. Monster EX rule 99 When Monster EX has been Keoched Out. 'your opponent tabes 2 Prizw cards. Your Name
IM
Meine Oma:
"Wenn das mit diesem Vegan so weitergeht, gibt es bald auch nur noch vegane Filme."
Mein Gehirn:
"Kill Dill"
"Conan, der Rhabarber"
"Schindlers Linsen"
"Der Saatort"
"Krieg der Kerne"
"Drei Stengel für Charlie"
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IM Meine Oma: "Wenn das mit diesem Vegan so weitergeht, gibt es bald auch nur noch vegane Filme." Mein Gehirn: "Kill Dill" "Conan, der Rhabarber" "Schindlers Linsen" "Der Saatort" "Krieg der Kerne" "Drei Stengel für Charlie" ulkiger_ulf
Custom Settings Ping: $1 ms
Map: The Skeld
NICER Discussion Voting Time: CODE ODER?
Discussion 1ime: ous
Voting Time:
Player Speed: 1.5x
Crewmate Vision: 0.75x
Impostor Vision: 1.5x
Kill Distance: Short
Task Bar Updates: Always
Visual Tasks: On
# Common Tasks: 1
#Long
# Shows
Code
JOFFFF
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Custom Settings Ping: $1 ms Map: The Skeld NICER Discussion Voting Time: CODE ODER? Discussion 1ime: ous Voting Time: Player Speed: 1.5x Crewmate Vision: 0.75x Impostor Vision: 1.5x Kill Distance: Short Task Bar Updates: Always Visual Tasks: On # Common Tasks: 1 #Long # Shows Code JOFFFF
Mom: Stop playing Doom! It's Satanic
Me: But the point is to kill Satan
My mom:
You
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Mom: Stop playing Doom! It's Satanic Me: But the point is to kill Satan My mom: You
Saul Loves Daviq caul to Kill David
en that stood by hi
e man en that that killeth stood this
50 a there was no
ised Phi ine, that living im God? after this manner, qherefore tine, David his ran.
im after man this that manner, killeth him. tine, and took and his sword, him, ant man that killeth heard him. when he thereof, and siew the him, ant ther heard when he And when the Pphil'-is-tin anger was kindled dead, they fled men
And the men of Is
come down now done? Is there
to Gath, and un
Tanihe eniren of
rd another, and spake people answered ed hi
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Saul Loves Daviq caul to Kill David en that stood by hi e man en that that killeth stood this 50 a there was no ised Phi ine, that living im God? after this manner, qherefore tine, David his ran. im after man this that manner, killeth him. tine, and took and his sword, him, ant man that killeth heard him. when he thereof, and siew the him, ant ther heard when he And when the Pphil'-is-tin anger was kindled dead, they fled men And the men of Is come down now done? Is there to Gath, and un Tanihe eniren of rd another, and spake people answered ed hi
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When you kill a squad of campers
Me eating with family after I was screaming at people in cod lobbies to kill themselves and dropping the N bomb 1000 times
Im 20 minutes late from work and my cat is gonna kill me
help me im the impostor and they saw me kill
what do I do
since when do u play among u:
what's among us?
hold up
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help me im the impostor and they saw me kill what do I do since when do u play among u: what's among us? hold up
THE NEW FILM BY ADI HUETTER
KILL
SANKE
VOLUME
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY FUSSBALL 2000
THE NEW FILM BY ADI HUETTER KILL SANKE VOLUME WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY FUSSBALL 2000
carol
@venmo4feet
One time a girl came back to class after being in the hospital and she goes "guess how many antidepressants it takes to kill
yourself" and everyone is like how many and she says "idk but not 26"
carol @venmo4feet One time a girl came back to class after being in the hospital and she goes "guess how many antidepressants it takes to kill yourself" and everyone is like how many and she says "idk but not 26"
My wife is gonna kill me...
Drinking is gonne kill us
Germs
Humans, agreeing to agreeing to wait 5 seconds make disinfectants before infecting food
that only kill of germs that touches the ground
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Germs Humans, agreeing to agreeing to wait 5 seconds make disinfectants before infecting food that only kill of germs that touches the ground
Ash
If you ever want to kill an hour with a
guy ask him what animals he thinks he could take in a fight
fo one
What animal do you think you could take in a fight?
Maybe a horse
Do I get prep time??
Yeah
But the horse gets it too 7,
Then no
Ash If you ever want to kill an hour with a guy ask him what animals he thinks he could take in a fight fo one What animal do you think you could take in a fight? Maybe a horse Do I get prep time?? Yeah But the horse gets it too 7, Then no
floch is like that 0.01% of bacteria that soap can't kill
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floch is like that 0.01% of bacteria that soap can't kill
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17 = 9GAG Hot Trending Fresh Epstein didn't kill himself 76 151 SHARE 4) BB kendo an ave Bread in app CLOSET
EVERY DIEING BOY DREAM
If you were going to kill me, you could've at least let me squeeze your boobs.
MANT FEEL YOU
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10 mar
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EVERY DIEING BOY DREAM If you were going to kill me, you could've at least let me squeeze your boobs. MANT FEEL YOU
Police
are like a box of chocolates
They ll kill your dog
Police are like a box of chocolates They ll kill your dog
Wait, don't kill me, Palpatine is the secret Si Lard
been looking fo
'Sh
GEORGE LUCAS
Meme_KatzeMeme_Katze
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Wait, don't kill me, Palpatine is the secret Si Lard been looking fo 'Sh GEORGE LUCAS
WAND) we watched you kill red
Miclean no i killed pink
STELF "
Defender007Defender007
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WAND) we watched you kill red Miclean no i killed pink STELF "
Good Sha'a Gi, good! Kill him... Kill him now.
Like, no way man! Killing this dude is wrong.
Like, see you in hell, dude!
zero1337zero1337
28 feb
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Good Sha'a Gi, good! Kill him... Kill him now. Like, no way man! Killing this dude is wrong. Like, see you in hell, dude!
~ HURRY IT UP, DOOKU.
YOU SHOULD BE MORE PATIENT, MASTER.
AFTER ALL, THE COUNT IS AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN AND DOESN'T MOVE LIKE HE USED TO.
SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
WOULD KILL YOU BOTH RiGHT NOW IF I DID NOT HAVE TO DRAG YOUR BODIES. COM
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~ HURRY IT UP, DOOKU. YOU SHOULD BE MORE PATIENT, MASTER. AFTER ALL, THE COUNT IS AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN AND DOESN'T MOVE LIKE HE USED TO. SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. WOULD KILL YOU BOTH RiGHT NOW IF I DID NOT HAVE TO DRAG YOUR BODIES. COM
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In 1984, The Terminator returned from the future to kill Sarah Connor. Unfortunately, the time displacement changed him into a giant sewer rat Fuck...
Cat people when you say you like dogs:
Oh cool
Dog people when you say you like cats:
I'll Kill you
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Cat people when you say you like dogs: Oh cool Dog people when you say you like cats: I'll Kill you
Hero to the main villain "I'm not going to kill you because it would be wrong"
Every random goon he faced along the way:
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Hero to the main villain "I'm not going to kill you because it would be wrong" Every random goon he faced along the way:
have children and 3 chairs what
I do?
Kill 2 children
more cheirs
BiN
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have children and 3 chairs what I do? Kill 2 children more cheirs BiN
The Baily
Sunday, August 43, 2020
Scientists shocked
Scientists at the ABR the bite fiom' single Rer
(Academy of Bullshit Horse is enough kill fall
Researches) found out that Wasp! imp
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The Baily Sunday, August 43, 2020 Scientists shocked Scientists at the ABR the bite fiom' single Rer (Academy of Bullshit Horse is enough kill fall Researches) found out that Wasp! imp
George Dickerson Follow Cap just threatened to kill me. They were taking up the left lane so I passed on the right. The cop in f... See More TikTols SJ
Me: *crying in fear*
My dad: Stop being a baby. It's more scared of you than you are of it.
The giant spider on my wall:
kill you
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Me: *crying in fear* My dad: Stop being a baby. It's more scared of you than you are of it. The giant spider on my wall: kill you