Mom: you're a girl. You should like girly things! Me: ok Me: *gets a girlfriend* Mom: Listen here, you little shit

REAL MEN PEOPLE WHo IDENTIFY. WHAT's LEGS Is in BETWEEN OF Your ASMEN LEGS Is REALLY NONE OF Your BUSINESs ASMEN

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19 of Virgin & love my husband Lesbian

*Wakes up at Pile of clothes:

When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you

kid: please don't embarrass me. parent:

SHOWER = 27 MINUTES 25 minutes 2 minutes Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe. 'Washiana rinse the pody: