Posted: day ago
You farted in Kroger yesterday -
- 31 (Midtown)
age : 31
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night.
I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner.
are beautiful and even if you are a liar and