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renatoLuciano
renatoLuciano
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When you eat too fast and puke, but you made it to the carpet in time.
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When you eat too fast and puke, but you made it to the carpet in time. cc
iaie my daughter
first
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iaie my daughter first ikiave to ceroat rn im a oue)
Ich: "Babe mach mal die Musik lauter"
Sie:
Ich: "Babe mach mal die Musik lauter" Sie:
His first words!
SS)
BABY FOUND IN DUMPSTER
renatoLuciano renatoLuciano
27 mar
His first words! SS) BABY FOUND IN DUMPSTER
when you're bullying the weird kid
and he goes home and kills himself
KILLS ASSISTS
when you're bullying the weird kid and he goes home and kills himself KILLS ASSISTS
Delivery guy: *brings 3 pizzas*
You must be having a party
Me:
renatoLuciano renatoLuciano
22 mar
Delivery guy: *brings 3 pizzas* You must be having a party Me:
Wenn Du herausfindest, dass die
Person, die Dich grade anhustete nur Lungenkrebs hat.
renatoLuciano renatoLuciano
22 mar
Wenn Du herausfindest, dass die Person, die Dich grade anhustete nur Lungenkrebs hat.
re her
When she says you her
re her When she says you her
when she unclenches her thighs and you can finally come up for air:
when she unclenches her thighs and you can finally come up for air:
when you're spooning and she pushes her bum up on you and you're like
You don't want to wake thetdragon do you?
when you're spooning and she pushes her bum up on you and you're like You don't want to wake thetdragon do you?